the uglier you are the more comfortable i am around you
- friends: why are you single?
- me: have you seen my face?
i wanna respect everybodys opinion but some peoples opinions are just so terrible
Science experiment: Who is easiest to summon?
Egberts?
Pizza?
John Green?
A vegan?
The only way to find out is to reblog and wait. Wait patiently. Just wait. It will be good I promise.
fuck you vegans aren’t your source of entertainment you animal killers.
and the vegan wins
